All the blood left my body. It can't be. There was a giant snake crawling out of the siding on the wall. This is no lie - 5 feet from our front door.
My weapon of choice of course was a broom. But note, the dustpan was attached. I figured that would stun him, while I swept his giant body away. I am pretty sure that I checked at least 4 times before I actually got the nerve to walk past the spot that he was last seen.
I called Stu on Tuesday afternoon to see if he had called the office to let them know (in my mind, it was well worth a call to 9-1-1 or at least animal control, but whatever). He had forgotten about it. Words escape me.
He called and the apt said they would set a trap. Ha - a trap for an anaconda, that is like a mouse trap for a lion.
2 days later (yesterday), I notice this.
(*Warning it is gross*)
Look to the left. Someone kicked the siding in.
Look to the right. Massive amounts of blood seeping out of the siding.
I am still terrified. All I can think of is that it just wounded and pissed him off.
I just want to move out.